August 13, 2009
A Threat that Works
Yesterday I was going through a stack of papers on my counter and came across an envelope from U.S. District Court. Mr. BBM received a jury summons a couple weeks ago and he was supposed to fill it out and send it back within 10 days or else he would be deported or something.
I cautiously opened the envelope to find that he had yet to send it back. Fantastic.
So, before I left to take Big I to ju-jutsu I wrote him a note with a couple post-it's and a black Sharpie and left it on the middle of the kitchen island. The note said:
"Fill this out NOW before I'm a single Mom and you're trying to avoid picking up the soap in the community shower."
It's in the mail today.
It’s genius, really… and just another example of why we need a woman president!
I couldn’t agree more. 😉
Dammit. The whole Black Belt Single Mama thing had me hopeful for a moment.
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HA!!!! LOVE it! Good thinking! Bet Mr. BBM loves the fact that you’re blogging about it! 🙂
hilarious. reminds me I still have to renew my driver’s license which is ridiculous since PA makes it pretty idiot proof. I won’t get deported or anything for that though. And lucky me got out of my county jury duty in June because I got called for a Friday. woo!
Go easy on Mr. BBM. Us guys have lots on our minds. I’m sure he’s so busy thinking about how great your hair looks or how all those froo-froo bed pillows really DO match the wall he had to repaint three times, that it probably just slipped his mind.
-B
Yeah, because men ALWAYS notice when women have their hair done. Just so you
know, I’m not really a froo-froo pillow kind of girl. 😉 You crack me up.
Marriage is hard on a man. However, were it not for Mrs. Patterson, I’d leave the house looking wrinkled. I figure another 10 years and she might figure out how to make me shave daily and also match.
The again, this is expecting a lot of me.