April 29, 2008

No News is Good News?

No, not a question mark! No news is good news. Period. That’s my mantra and I’m sticking to it. . .

Oh, who am I kidding?

Today my stomach has been in knots for the entire day. We’ve heard nothing yet. Nothing. These people are seriously killing me. "Killing me softly with no word, killing my house hopes, with no word, killing me softly. . . make an of-of-of-offer." Yes, I do believe I’ve lost it. The cleaning chemical fumes, the stress of it all. . . I’d like to move into a new house at some point but I’ll probably just need the crazy house by the time this all happens. My family will need therapy too, from being yelled at one too many times for messing up my perfect vacuuming lines.

I know your muscles are all cramped up, but if you could just continue to keep crossing your arms, legs, eyes, eyelashes and private parts for luck, I’d really appreciate it. If you do, I’ll buy you a beer at Tequila Con this weekend. I’ll need photographic proof of course, that you held up your end of the bargain (eyes, arms, legs and eyelashes only. Please keep your private parts, well, um, private). But yes, I’m going to Tequila Con to meet some real live bloggers and that is seriously the only thing that is getting me through this on-edge week.

No news is good news. No news is good news. No news is good news.

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