July 27, 2006

Exciting News!!!

There are a lot of exciting announcements in the blogging world right now. There’s a pregnancy or two, engagements, etc. But I am here to tell you something so exciting, so Earth-shatteringly good, that it just may blow your mind. My announcement is not something as common as a pregnancy or an engagement. It isn’t an announcement about one of my girls; it’s not a new job, new house, or a new wardrobe (although that would be very exciting.) No, my news is so fantastic that it has the ability to lift my mood and instantly make me feel giddy with happiness. Are you ready for it? Do you think you can handle it? Are you sitting down?

My hair stylist?

He’s NOT moving! I repeat, NOT MOVING!

Did you hear that? He has changed his mind and will not be leaving the area. I am so ecstatic that each one of the hairs on my head is currently doing a little jig. O.k. maybe that’s just the humidity, but I am so thrilled that I don’t think anything could ruin this moment. . .

Not even the fact that Zayra is still on Rockstar. Seriously guys, why? Did the producers make you keep her in hopes of having another encounter with the spaceship that brought her?

It’s messed up.

And while we’re on the subject of messed up. . .
Jump! Jump!
Tommy Lee will make you
Jump! Jump!
Supernova will make you
Jump! Jump!
uh huh, uh huh

Or more like "Huh? Who is picking your wardrobe? Tuesday night Tommy Lee shows up looking like he’s going to a drag queen show.

Wednesday night, he’s suddenly joining Kris Kross???

Later he traded in his sideways hat for horns.

I know he wants to start a new band and all, but the Kris Kross meets gas station attendant get-up is taking it a bit far. If Zayra doesn’t have a singing career ahead of her, maybe she can be his new stylist. Now that would make things interesting.

Speaking of interesting, the latest birth story is up. You can read it here. "J" wrote this story up recently and her daughter is 10 years old now. I think I’ll be lucky if I even remember what my name is when my daughter is 10. Keep the submissions coming! I know several readers are working on their stories to submit, and many of you have been kind enough to plug the site. I think it’s catching on, so thank you!

Now me and my hair are going to go party in celebration of my stylist staying put!

And please go visit my renter if you haven’t already. Her thumbnail isn’t working but her site is too cute to miss.