February 7, 2008
Distract me
I’m not normally the type of person to draw attention to myself. . . unless of course, you consider that I am a willing karaoke participant, I bleed on the mats and get injured at karate camps, I do all the interactive stuff at the wax museums . . .
Oh, who am I kidding?
Today is the 4th anniversary of my 29th birthday. That’s right, I’m 29 for the 5th time today, February 7th. Did I mention it’s my birthday???
I got a fabulous Japanese text book in the mail complete with audio CD from my friend Adam yesterday. Thanks Adam! Now the whole family can learn Japanese when we get in the car. Very cool! It will help distract me greatly while some of my dojo mates are off to New Orleans next week for winter camp, the camp at which I was planning on testing for Shodan.
Ho. Hum. Sigh.
I need all the distractions I can get.
So, in honor of my birthday, distract me from my sore knee and being another year older better older better. The best birthday story, poem, song or other distraction, left in my comments, gets lots of link love and the distinct honor of making me smile. You have until midnight.
What? You were expecting another trip down memory lane? If so, go here.
Edited to add: From a high school friend of mine who obviously has enough photo shop skills to make my thighs look that svelte. What a birthday present!
OMG y’all! Sizzle just recorded herself singing happy birthday and sent it to me. She should TOTALLY be on American Idol. Wow! Step it up people! You’ve got some competition!
Well, shoot, BBM. Happy birthday to you! I won’t pretend to have the funniest or most interesting birthday story, but I can tell you about 2 of my favorites.
I was born on my dad’s 35th birthday, which, even when I was young, was always very cool. My mom made two cakes each year and I always had twice the sugar high. One year, when I was turning 13, my dad and I decided to hit as many Denny’s for free meals as we could. We’d joked about doing that for a while and decided to just see how many we could make it to in one day (6, if I remember right). Denny’s doesn’t offer free meals to birthday boys anymore… I think it’s our fault.
My favorite birthday ever was my 9th birthday. On my birthday, I got to pick what we ate and where we ate it. Back in the day, Shakey’s pizza was the best. Our choices were Pizza Hut, Mr. Ghatti’s, Shakey’s and Showtime. It was really no choice at all. Shakey’s had long, picnic style seating, a projector playing silent movies, pinball machines, Asteroids, and a live banjo band playing songs mostly from the big band era, although there was a lot of dixieland, too. Oh, and they had good pizza, too.
Well, I didn’t care what anyone else ate; I wanted a large pepperoni pizza. Just for me. So, I ate, and laughed, and ate and talked… and ate. I can still remember how it felt to literally force myself to swallow the last bite. It was awesome… until as we were leaving the restaurant and I tried to burp. It was like uncorking the champagne bottle.
Man, that was a great birthday!
And for what it’s worth, it’s only 9:49 here. 🙂 Happy birthday!
Birthday distractions eh? Hmmm, I’ll settle for one of my tales of birthday stupidity.
I think it was about three years ago (my brain tries to make me forget), it was my birthday and my friends all came out with me to a local Chinese restaurant for a meal and a few beers. We got suitably tanked up on Tsingtao and Szechuan chicken and headed back to someone’s place for a few more libations and a spot of karaoke – that’s not entirely true, it was more like three hours of drunken caterwauling.
At the time I had long hair, I think it was a hangover from falling in love with metal music and making sure I never suffered the mullet-esque embarrassment I had at school, and people had been urging me to get it cut for ages. My best friend’s decidedly tipsy girlfriend came up with the genius idea of ‘oooh let’s get scissors and cut Adam’s hair!’. Ordinarily I’d have objected, but I was way too drun… ‘tired’, and sure enough she grabbed my pony tail and cut it clean off. This was all captured on video by another of my friends, which is a good job because I had no recollection of it the next morning, until I got out of bed and saw what looked like a lop-sided medieval minstrel looking back at me. Think ‘Emo Phillips standing on a hill’ – http://www.hardgeus.com/updateimages/emo_philips_old.jpg
One hat and an emergency trip to the hairdresser later and the worst of the damage was undone, but not without my other half taking great pleasure in explaining the whole sorry story to every person in the building.
That’s as embarrassing a story as you’re getting out of me for today, birthday or no birthday 😉
Many happy returns of the day!
Happy Birthday BBM! I’ll mark this day as your b-day in my calendar so I will be ahead of the game on the 5th anniversary of your 29th birthday. I did the memory lane thing since I was not a reader of BBM yet last year and I just have one question – in the “risque” photo of you and Mr. BBM, I am having trouble figuring out where your other leg is????? LOL Again, happy birthday from someone who just celebrated my 5th annual 39th birthday. Actually – make that my 4th annual 40th birthday because believe it or not, my 40th was probably the best birthday I’ve ever had. You really “come into your own” after 40 years of being on this earth – or at least I did. Make those girls and that hubby be good to you today (and every day!)
The Birthday Party
“Are you ready for my birthday party?” said Jasfoup. “Any demon who’s worth knowing will be there, and they all want to meet you.” He leaned in and whispered, “particularly the succubae.”
“I’ve nothing to wear,” said Harold, clad only in his almost-clean Spiderman Y-fronts. “I’ve gone through my whole wardrobe and found nothing.”
“What about the grey suit?”
“At the cleaners.”
“The frilly shirt and leather pants?”
“I tore it on the “The Pit and the Pendulum.”
“The buccaneer costume?”
“The shoes hurt my feet.”
“Come as you are,” said the demon. “We don’t stand on ceremony. Better still; come in your birthday suit. The ladies will appreciate the gesture.”
“But Jasfoup,” Harold said, his face screwed up in consternation, “I don’t have a birthday suit.”
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
i’m going to email you something special just for you. 😉
Have a fantastic birthday! After all of little P’s attempts to terrify her parents last year my only thought on birthdays now is that every one should be a celebration as the difference between life and death is a heartbeat. 🙂
Probably the most memorable birthday was my 19th (which was oh so many years ago in 1985).
I was helping new students check into their dorm rooms in our dorm (it was coed so guess why I was there) and I checked in two young ladies to the same floor who happened to be next door neighbors.
I mentioned the fact and tried to be friendly to them (see my earlier comment about why I was really there).
I found out later that one of them was convinced I was the strangest guy she had ever met (so she tells me later).
We all became friends and as time moved on I started dating one of the two (to be exact we went on our first date 4 1/2 months later).
She and I will celebrate our 15th anniversary this October and we have two great daughters.
We still laugh about how easy it is to remember when and where we met.
Wishing you the best birthday ever.
Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!
My most memorable birthday was a few years ago when I was driving to do some charity work. I saw a wounded puppy on the side of the road and picked him up to take him to the emergency vet. At the vet there were all these orphans and they were crying…oh heck, I can’t keep on lying like this. But I can say HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BBM!
Seriously, I’m still thinking that today, Friday, is your birthday…Happy Birthday again. Your present is on its way!!! No good stories here about birthdays. 🙁
You have just surpassed my favourite birthday by a couple of years, thirty (nearly sixteen years ago).
I celebrated my birthday with a bottle of Gin and a Jehovah witness at three in the morning!
Why? My wife had just given birth to my youngest daughter and had an emgergency ceaseration operation, my daughter had nearly died shutting down all her organs and was rushed to a London hospital after an emergency baptism from my father who just happened to be a priest. (The first and only emergency baptism he ever performed was on his own grand-daughter!)
My daughters Birthday was 4 days before mine, I visited Claire in one hospital and stayed until I was thrown out, I then drove 75kms to where my daughter was now in hospital and stayed next to her intensive care cot until 2am, on the radio was the haunting sound of “stairway to heaven” by Eric Clapton.
Eric Clapton had very sadly lost a son, I was despirately hanging onto my daughter. I returned home and spent the early hours with a neighbour who happened to be a JW. I don’t think drinking a bottle of Gin was part of their religion, but she was there for me when I needed support. (God Bless).
My daughter came through with only a few minor long term issues, she is hoping to take her Shodan at Christmas and I think she will reach Sandan before I do!
It is surprising what the human body can beat, when it wants to.
BBM from what I read in your blog you are already a Shodan in life, as you travel the way, a Black Belt will come, but it is the way that you will enjoy far more than the belt.
Happy Birthday, Osu!
Happy Birthday BBM!I won’t lie to you and tell you 30 is the new 20 because it isn’t! We have responsibility now but at least we don’t have to donate blood to get drinking money anymore.
I don’t have any great birthday stories but on my second 29th birthday, my wife threw me a surprise party and she managed to throw together nearly all of the eclectic group of people throughout my life who were/are my friends. If I died that day, I would have somehow felt complete.
happy birthday!!! I’m sorry I missed it yesterday- I got the flu bug- but at least YOU didn’t get it!!! 🙂 hope your day ended well!
Whoa, you got it all over Uma. Nice poster.
Happy Birthday kid!!
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don’t look a day over….29. lol