September 24, 2007

A Letter to the Saints

Dear Drew Brees,

If at all possible, would you do me a favor tonight? You see, I need you to get -13 points. You can do this by throwing 13 interceptions and getting less than 25 passing yards. I would greatly appreciate it.

Thanks,

BBM (Pathetic Owner of Team Craptastic which will go to 0-3 unless Drew Brees listens. . . )

Dear Marques Colston,

I need you to get 35 points tonight. It’s not that hard to do. Kevin Curtis did it yesterday; I have faith that you can too. There’s only one thing. You have to get these 35 points without Drew Brees getting any fantasy points. If you could figure out a way to work that out, I would be very appreciative.

Sincerely,

BBM (Owner of MARMAD, which will lose its undefeated title this week unless you can come through for me. . .)

You better believe there will be some more love letters this week. . .