September 10, 2007

Britney’s Booty and Other Rants

It’s been a while since I let off some steam, so I thought I’d let you know the things that are on my nerves as of late.  Please feel free to share your thoughts as well. 

Britney Spears

I was at a wedding reception last night, so I missed what is being called a train wreck of a comeback.  Yes, I’m talking about Britney Spears.  Let’s first get something straight.  I am no fan of Britney Spears, but I was curious as to how her opening performance at MTV’s VMA awards was going to go.  I went to MTV’s website and watched it for myself, after reading several scathing reviews on various news venues.  While I agree that her lip syncing was completely off, and that her dance moves lacked any sort of motivation or get-up-and go, I am highly annoyed at those out there talking about the state of her body.  That 25-year old train wreck has had two children in the past two years and she was on TV in a bikini.  No, she’s not as cut as she used to be.  Yes, she has a bit more of a booty, but cut the girl a break already!  She’s had two kids and she looks THAT good!?!  To quote John Stossel, "Give me a break!" 

Boys and Field Hockey

I read an article in my local newspaper about a problem with field hockey in my county.  Apparently, there are some schools who are allowing boys onto the girls field hockey teams.  Because of this, certain schools are putting in place policies that state that their all girls hockey teams will forfeit to any team with boys playing, rather than have their girls risk injury playing in a game against boys.  Last year, one of the local schools had three girls get injured during a single game against a team who had several boys playing.  One of the girls even required stitches. 

Now, if you know anything about field hockey, you know that there are strict rules against making body contact.  Field hockey can be a very rough sport (Ask my still bruised up shins if you don’t believe me), but the injuries usually come from high sticks, and/or the ball.  Apparently, it’s becoming more of a contact sport with the boys on the team. 

Here’s my take on the whole thing.  If boys want to play field hockey, great; but get your own team.  I think it is ridiculous that boys are being allowed to play on a girls field hockey team while there are able-bodied girls sitting on the bench.  If a team doesn’t have enough players, that’s one thing; but sitting girls on the bench in order to play boys is not at all fair.  If Big I or Lil C ever play field hockey and a boy plays ahead of either of them, I’m going to have a serious problem with that.

While I’m all for equal rights, there are more sports for boys than there are for girls.  Cheerleading does not count as a sport. (Don’t even argue with me on this one, because I am a former cheerleader.  Extracurricular "activity" I’ll give you.  Sport?  No).  There is no valid reason for allowing boys to start taking over spots that should belong to girls on a girls team.  It’s not like the boys don’t have plenty of their own sports.     

Studies have shown that playing sports is highly beneficial for the self-esteem of girls.  Good self-esteem helps to keep girls out of bad situations: drugs, teenage pregnancy, excessive drinking, to name just a few.  I don’t think that allowing boys to play on a girls team does anything to promote girls confidence, which is what girls sports are intended to do. 

When a bunch of girls at my high school decided it would be fun to play football, we rounded up enough girls to make a team and set up a game with another school who did the same.  If the boys want to play, they should get their own team, plain and simple.      

Fantasy Football

For those of you who don’t know what it is, here are a couple definitions for you.  The first one is courtesy of wiki:

Fantasy Football is a fantasy sports game in which participants (called "owners"), arranged into a league, each draft or acquire via auction a team of real-life American football players and then score points based on those players’ statistical performance on the field. A typical fantasy league will employ players from a single football league, such as the NFL or an NCAA division. Leagues can be arranged in which the winner is the team with the most total points at the end of the season, or in a head-to-head format (which mirrors the actual NFL) in which each team plays against a single opponent each week. At the end of the year, win-loss records determines league rankings or qualification into a playoff bracket. Most leagues set aside the last weeks of the regular season for their own playoffs.

Here’s my definition:

Fantasy Football is the equivalent of banging your head against a brick wall on a continual basis with emphasis placed on Sunday’s.  "Owners" choose a starting line-up and then watch their bench-goers get twice as many points as any of their starters which subsequently makes them wonder why they ever thought playing fantasy football would be fun in the first place.  Fantasy Football is an exercise in anger management like no other, where "owners" must either learn to deal with their anger appropriately or suffer a fantasy football related aneurysm. 

Examples:  BBM chooses to play Ladainian Tomlinson and Maurice Jones-Drew as her starting running backs for week one.  LT scores 19 fantasy points.  Maurice Jones-Drew scores 3 fantasy points. Adrian Peterson (sitting on my bench) scores 29 fantasy points.  Don’t get it?  Here’s another one for you:  Marc Bulger scores 13 fantasy points.  My bench QB, Ben Roethlisberger scores 32 fantasy points.  Want another one?  Here you go:  Vince Young scores 9 fantasy points, while my benched QB Jake Delhomme scores 27 fantasy points.  Think that’s bad?  My opponent’s starting QB, Drew Brees scores 1 point while his bench QB Tony Romo scores 42 points.  He’s still probably going to beat me, which makes me even more irritated.

Deep breath BBM, deep breath. . .

Feel free to post your thoughts, but keep it respectful or your comment will stay in the cave.

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