August 28, 2009

Proof I Have Completely Lost It

Today I'm guest posting over at Karl's place. It's the Super Summer of Love again and I am second to last. No pressure or anything.

Because my writing creativity has been a bit lacking, I decided to break out the video camera. You should probably just head over there and watch it and then pretend you didn't see it when you see me the next time. My face will probably still be red.

Here are some questions and answers regarding the video. If I haven't intrigued you yet, these surely will.

Who's playing the role of Karl?

That would be Big I (clearly the whole "Napoleon complex" works well with this scenario).

What hooker did you borrow that dress from?

Um, actually, no one. That's my dress. I wore it to a sorority formal my sophomore year of college. No, I can't believe I wore it. Yes, I still fit in it (which is so damn cool). Yes, my mother knows I have it as she actually bought it for me (What the hell was she thinking?)

Why did you pick this song?

This song is one of my absolute favorite songs of the summer. I probably sing it in my sleep.

Where did Big I get those dance moves?

Big I is self Mommy-trained. Clearly.

Why didn't you hit that heavy bag harder?

The bag base has yet to be filled with water because we can't find one of the pieces from our move last year. Ugh. Grr.

Who filmed the video?

Part of it was filmed by Lil C who I trained to hit the record button on a tripod. Mr. BBM, who became extremely cranky about an hour into it, filmed and edited the rest.

What's up with the beach balls?

Um, have you seen Mariah Carey lately? Enough said.

Head on over to Karl's now for the video proof that I've completely lost it, the long awaited second lip syncing video. Enjoy.

And please go vote for me in the Victoria's Secret, Love Your Body contest. A girl in a gi deserves a vote in this silicone world. The number 1 person has over 16,000 votes. I need a miracle and I NEED your votes to get into the top 50!