May 1, 2008

Verdict

They love our house.  We’re their favorite.  Are you sensing a "but"?  Because there is one. 

They are first time home-buyers and they want to see every other possibility in the whole wide world before they decide we are the right house for them.  This does not mean they don’t want our house; they do.  They just want to be 100% sure and they can’t be if they’ve only seen eight other properties.  While they continue to peruse the universe, they want to be notified immediately if another offer comes in on our house. 

I might be slightly exaggerating about the number of homes they intend to see; but I am a woman on the edge here.  I am a woman who is seriously sick and tired of vacuuming morning, noon and night and constantly putting dishes and clothes away.  I am a woman on official bed-making strike.  I am done. . .

. . .until we get another call for a showing and then I’ll turn right back into Martha again, spelling out "buy me now" in the carpet with the vacuum and baking perfect chocolate chip cookies that the girls aren’t even allowed to smell.

In the interest of completely changing the subject so that my breathing can return to normal once again, what does one wear to Tequila Con 2008?  Because I have no idea, and somehow I’m imagining that asking Karl might be a bad idea.

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