April 9, 2008

If you can’t bring the heel to the butt. . .

I am just one finger away from having my heel touch my butt.  One finger.  That is it; and it seems like it’s going to be impossible to get it to go just that teeny tiny little bit further. 

Today I told my PT I have a plan.  Instead of continuing to torture myself with painful flexion, I’m just going to start eating lots and lots of ice cream and potato chips.  If I can’t get my heel to my skinny butt, then I’ll bulk up the butt and bring it to my heel. 

My PT and another ACL recoveree thought it was pretty funny.  Personally, I think it’s pretty smart.  Bigger buns are in these days anyway right?  The problem is that with all the biking, treadmilling, and leg pressing I’m doing, I’m tightening up and making getting that heel to touch that much harder. 

Bring on the mint chocolate chip and salt & vinegar potato chips.  I’ve got a plan and I’m prepared to use it.

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