July 5, 2007
The post where I make a fool of myself
When Karl emailed me a few weeks ago and asked me to guest blog over at his place, I was flattered to be among those he asked. He's calling it his Super Summer of Lovin' as he's asked only what he deems to be hot women bloggers to be guest posters.
Since I asked to be able to take my turn towards the end of the three weeks of guest posters, I've had lots of time to check out what the other women have been writing. There's lots of drooling over Karl and flattery galore. While all the saliva is completely justified because Karl is indeed a catch, I thought I'd take a bit of a different approach. . .
I've been saying for months now that maybe, just maybe I'll put up a video of myself doing a kata or something karate related. Who would have ever thought that my first video to hit the web would be one like this? Certainly not me, but desperate times call for desperate measures. I struggled with what to write over there and then realized that I shouldn't really write. I should just "perform."
To entice you to visit and see for yourself, here are some answers to common questions you might have after watching the video:
Yes, that is my daughter's echo microphone.
No, that is not actually my voice.
Yes, that is me doing something karate related; and yes, I am highly disturbed about how I look when I am doing something karate related (I have so much work to do).
No, none of the girls' toys were harmed during the filming of this video (I can't say the same for the pictures on my heavy bag.)
Yes, I was completely 100% sober.
No, I don't take myself too seriously so you probably shouldn't either.
Yes, I used my sai for the "carving."
I think that about covers it. Go watch, leave a comment over there for Karl, and then come back here and tell me what you think when the laughing or head shaking has subsided enough for you to type. Go on, go!
Great sassy molassy.
Woman! Have you no shame?! Pride? Dignity? Ah youthful lust and yearning can do bad things to people. Sad to see it happen to one with such promise. Poor, poor Mr BBM!
O.k. two comments and I’m about ready to replace that post. Man, it’s gonna be a rough day.
Bush: Indeed.
Nathan: Mr. BBM was my accomplice and a darn good director if I do say so myself. The fan was his idea. . .
OMG! I just watched your video and you’re SO HOT! And you’re a natural in front of the camera. I predict big things for you!
I think your “come hither” stare gives the video the perfect touch, hahahaha! You’re so gorgeous. =)
Don’t mess with the beautiful BBM!
Too much fun! You need to post that on UTube or whatever it’s called. You did good!
That was great! You pulled it off very well. And don’t worry– your karate looked fine to me! 😉
BBM, that was just so awesome. I don’t know if I told you this but I had been trying to actually write a song for Karl to play on my guitar and I was going to make a video too but I just had a total block. I also tried to think of a good song to lip sync too but I have to give you a standing ovation. That was such a perfect song and video. I loved the powerwheels and the kids stuff in the background. The pictures of Karl? Priceless!
I all about people not taking themselves too seriously too (as you can tell by my photoshop work of me in a french maid costume daydreaming about Karl). I actually linked you on my blog because you’re just hilarious.
Thanks for making my day (and I’m sure Karls’ life!) He’ll have that video to treasure forever!
that was the best guest blog post EVER. and you didn’t make a fool out of yourself. it was awesome! 🙂
THAT WAS AWESOME! And hilarious! Hmmm . . . pictures don’t really do you justice. That video showed just how foxy you really are. Loved the karate and the (pre-wacko) Tom Cruise slide. If CMT ever gets ahold of that, you might have a career singing country. I’ll come see your first show at Cheyenne Frotier Days if you make it! I hope you do post some movies of you doing karate.
Wow! Too funny!!
And great directing by Mr. BBM, good job!
D.R.
Sheer perfection. I should hang up my blogging shoes. There’s no way I can follow that.
Oh my gosh! That was so great!
I had two thoughts on this…(besides how hot you are, in a girl crush way, of course!)
1. When you slam down your fists on the couch in frustration, you could have been in FLASHDANCE!!!
2. Do your kids ever get tired of things being, “For the blog”? Because my daughter REALLY does, or at least she likes to tease me about it, and if I put that much work into a blog post, no matter how worthy, she’d never let me hear the end of it. HA!
Loved it. Now I need to go look at some of his other guests…
You just made my afternoon a little brighter. 🙂
Mr. BBM makes a good director. He must be a good sport about the whole blog thing. LOL
Brittney
Funny stuff. I don’t know the entire back story, but the result was worthwhile.
WOWW! That was fantastic! Great job.
Two words: Out. Standing.
OMG! That was AWESOME! Here are a few random thoughts:
1) Carrie Underwood has got NOTHING on you
2) Mr. BBM could soon be a director–Michael Bay watch out
3) Love your sense of humor and creativity.
4) Will this video be nominated for the MTV music awards?
I had the guys from my office watch this and they thought it was great too. Too funny.
good punches. Straight, and hip movement too.
I like it.
You look like our girl that trains with us. I call her : mini-tank. Not for her shape, but for her punches.
Poor karl.
😀 Most excellent job….Mr BBM is a bit too good with that camera though…. :p
Wow – I had no idea how multi – talented you were!
This is awesome, very funny, thanks for the laugh!
by the way – love the new picture with the Sai!
gw
Wow – I had no idea how multi – talented you were!
This is awesome, very funny, thanks for the laugh!
by the way – love the new picture with the Sai!
gw
I ended up surfing over here from August’s blog. Hi, I’m Nat.
That is bar none the best blog entry I have read this month. I think that specific Mike should be mandatory of every martial arts kit. And you look far better doing Karate than I do kickboxing. Is it wrong to have heavy bag envy? (I want one… guess I’ll keep hitting The Man for now.)
Anyway, thanks for that.