August 28, 2010

Conversations with the Husband

Yesterday, I came home from swimming lessons and told Mr. BBM, "Oh, by the way, my friend is coming tonight to do body work on me and a neighbor at around 7:30."

Mr. BBM: He's coming here?

Me: Yeah. Isn't that cool?

Mr. BBM: Wait, so let me get this straight. . . you're going to be naked and getting a rub-down from your friend, in our house, while I'm here with the girls.

Me: Yeah, it's not like I'm going to set up in the family room or something! And it's not like I'm totally naked! Geez!

Mr. BBM: All you wear is underwear, right?

Me: Well yeah, but I'm under a sheet the whole time.

Mr. BBM: Ok, so where are you going to have him set up?

Me: Well, I was thinking up in our bedroom. There's a lot of room up there and then I can let him use the stereo I have in the bathroom for the music.

Mr. BBM: Ok, so wait, naked, getting a rub down, in our house, with a single guy, in our BEDROOM?

Me: Fine, I'll set it up in the playroom where there are no blinds.

And that's just what I did. So to anyone who might have been walking behind my house last night, while my neighbor and I were getting naked rub downs/legitimate body work, "you're welcome" or "our apologies" depending on what part/s you might have seen or not seen.

Posted by Black Belt Mama on August 28, 2010 in Just for Fun | 5 Comments

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5 Comments on Conversations with the Husband

Miss Chris on Sat, 28th Aug 2010 10:28 am

Your husband sounds just like mine!

Avitable on Sat, 28th Aug 2010 3:29 pm

Makes sense to me – naked rubdowns are an important step towards physical health.

Ax-Kick Eric on Sat, 28th Aug 2010 7:54 pm

Maybe you should turn the tables and ask the female therapist you know to visit and give Mr. BBM some bodywork. Of course if I was Mr. BBM, I would have stuck my head in the room a few times just to make sure everything was “OK”. But then again, I’m the jealous type.

Deryck on Sun, 29th Aug 2010 6:02 pm